Every Day Conversations: Part XIII

"I'll save my pennies...out of your pennies." B

"Should we order pizza again?" R
"Sold. And last night's pizza was free so it's like we didn't pay anything." B
"Is that what free is like?"

"I'm searching for my relevance." R
"You want to feel relevant? You can do both bedtimes tonight!" B
"I don't want to feel that relevant."

"Why'd you leave the light on? We're not Motel 6!" B

Ice cream dipping down the cone. "Oh no. Oh no!" Addie blissfully unaware. "Lick your hands." Addie can't figure out how. "It's like trying teaching a panda how to use a typerwriter." R

"Honey you are beautiful."
"Shoot man I punch you in the face." B, on our anniversary

"Are you letting me win? No you look too angry to be letting me win." B

"Maybe you're a right handed bowler. You certainly aren't a left handed one." B

Rob talking about the vastness of space.
"First of all, completely unrelated, I hit my knee really hard." B

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xo, B