Warning! The following post is an informerical

You ever find yourself needing some papers shredded but without a shredder? Well, here is your chance at a heck of a deal. For the low low price of cat liter, cat food, crab juice, and love you can have your very own Stella cat. She plays, she sleeps, she definitely uses the the liter box, she eats, and she cuddles. But mostly importantly she shreds your papers. 

Take this small pile of papers here....

 In just a few hours she can turn it into this...

 And just a few hours beyond that she can have it shredded down even smaller. All you have to do is leave the papers balled up for her and she'll take care of the rest!

To get your own Stella cat, go to your local pound or pet store and pick out your own....she's definitely my Stella cat and I'm not giving up my personal shredder.

We (including Stella) hope you all had a wonderful and happy Christmas!