In honor of absolutely nothing, here's some highlight conversations between husband and wife.
"Don't interrupt me while I'm head-butting you." (Rob)
"You know what's funny?" (Rob)
"No, fool of a tooke!" (me)
"Sometimes I think to my daughter, 'go back where you came from.' Then I think 'ouch.'" (me)
"Ouch. My fans!" (Rob)
"Addison you're on daddy's feet." (me)
"I said fans. You said feet. We can forget this ever happened." (Rob -- Addison was actually standing on his hands)
"I wish they had more co-op video games. Not that you would want to." (Rob)
"I'm not very good at video games. I have the coordination of a gorilla." (me)
"What are you doing? You going to give her scissors?" (me)
"Yes and I'm going to let her run with them too. It's all part of my diabolical plan to change her diaper." (Rob who then uses them to open the box of diapers)
"The sky's awake so I'm awake." (Rob during a heavy storm)
"The sky's angry so I'm angry." (me)
"I'm going to poke you." (Rob)
"Is it because I'm so scrumdidaliumpious with all my working out?" (me)
Rob struggles to get up so I walked away.
"I got tangled in my cords and you walked away." (Rob)
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