Every Day Conversations: Part VIII

"I'm going to feed you to a monster beetle that we are going to use to get rid of the spiders." (said in a bad Russian accent - pause) "What? That's what I would do in my movie about spiders. I'm totally
dreaming about monster beetles tonight." (B)
"And you have no one to blame but yourself." (R)

"That fake thunderstorm is going to wake up our real daughter." (B - about the TV being loud)

"I'm so hungry. I'm going to eat your face." (B)
"Well that's an option." (R)

"Honey, finish this sentence. Life isn't complete without..." (B)
"Butter!" (R - pause) "Without you honey!" (excited!)
"Too late. Your first answer was butter!" (B)

"The thing I love about these little oranges is that they make my hands smell all citrusy. It's like washing my hands with sunshine." (R)

Rob karate chops a pillow then karate chops me. "Ow!" (B)
"Well I didn't get a reaction from the pillow so I moved on." (R)

"That's some epic music." (B - Rob was watching something on Netflix while I read)
"Yup. Well what can I say? It's epic times we live in." (R)

"I can't even tell you how excited I am for Halloween this year because of all the candy that will be in the house." (B)

"It's like a minefield over here. I'm surprised you haven't died on your own electronics." (R)

Every Day Conversations: Part VII -- Every Day Conversations: Part VI -- Every Day Conversations: Part V -- Every Day Conversations: Part IV -- Every Day Conversations: Part III -- Every Day Conversations: Part II -- Every Day Conversations: Part I

xo, B