Every Day Conversations: Part IX

"I lead with my head because you're most hesitant to hit me in the face." (Rob)
"That's not true." (Becca)

"You wanna hear something funny?" (Becca)
"What?" (Rob not hearing a word I just said - headphones on playing a game)
"Doorframe you want to hear something funny because it's the equivalent to talking to my husband right now?!" (Becca)

"Can you believe that on Tuesday, I will have had my blog since 2010?" (Becca)
"And also I'm getting a cavity filled." (Rob)

"Honey I give you permission to have two more cookies." (Becca)
"Why because you're a drama mama?" (Rob)
"No because I want more water." (Becca - negotiating him filling up my water for him having two more cookies)

"I'm trying to feed your baby fruit flavored snacks but I can't get it open." (Becca)

"Do you ever feel sad that we got this king size bed and you only get a fourth of it?" (Becca)
"A fourth? You think I get a fourth?" (Rob)

"Honey your baby doesn't feel good." (Becca)
"Feel better. Now that that's taken care of what would you like to watch?" (Rob)
Laughing. "Don't make me laugh it hurts."
"Well that's never been a problem before."

"You lose your ring but oh yeah keep looking for the gobstopper!" (Rob - while I'm looking for a Gobstopper I lost in the covers and discovering my ring by our feet)

"What would you do without me?" (Rob - he's constantly refilling my water bottle)
"Probably be dehydrated." (Becca)
"Ain't that the truth."

"I don't want you to fall on your face. I think your face is pretty." (Rob)

"Honey don't move." (Rob then smashing a bug by my head.)
"Uhhh...I'm sure he's fine....whenever he is in bug heaven." (lost the bug after smashing it)

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xo, B