Every Day Conversations: Part XIV

Aggressively hitting in the arm after noticing Rob picking at his lip (which he does when he's stressed or nervous)
"I am not stressing you out!" B

"Isn't it adorable?" B
"You use the same word to describe your pineapple tape as you do to describe your son." R

"Can I have that pillow? It looks like I'm sacrificing him to demons, but I'm just trying to keep him safe." R

"You look like a gypsy when you do that." R
"A what?" B
"A gypsy."
"Oh. I thought you said dypsy."
"What's a dypsy?"
"I don't know but it didn't sound good."

"We have one vote for turkey and right and prunes. We have one vote for PB&J. That just leaves you and me." R
"Our kids are lame." B
-Later-
"Our kids aren't lame. We are." B
"Why?"
"Because they are eating and we aren't."

"I got a bum knee. At least let me pet your face." B

"I'm on NyQuil what do I know?!" B


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xo, B