"Moms need to share because mom's need to share everyday." A
"What are you doing?" R
"Nothing." A
"That is never true." R
"You're a big galoot!" B
"No. I'm a normal galoot. You're a big galoot." R
Rob quietly stands on his tiptoes.
"How would you like living in a world living where I'm taller than you?" R
"You are taller than me?" B
"Yeah but not this much taller." R
Rob looks at the peanut butter.
"Isn't it unforunate that some people are allegeric to peanuts?" R
"Sure for those people. For everyone else that means more peanuts."
"Sometimes I have the overwhelming desire to stand at the sink and turn the water on and off while you are in the shower that water keeps changing on you." B
"Did you like the big messes?" B talking to R about the giant messes in the kids room at bedtime.
"Yeah thanks for that." R
"So here's what happened...the power was out for six hours."
"My hair looks really brown." B
"Well your hair is brown..." R
"It's the same color as the faucet. And shiny." B
Sings the banjo tune from Deliverance.
"Do you know what movie that's from?" B
"No do you?" R
"Yes but I can't remember the movie."
Fake bites my leg. "Do you know why I bit you? Me either."
"Okay here's what happened. I sang it, asked you then realized I didn't remember what the movie was so I was really hoping you knew."
"I know what happened to your hair. You got a haircut." A
"No I spontaneously lost all my hair." R
"Male pattern baldness." B sing-song
"Who are you working for?" R
Carrots: ....
B started laughing.
Talking about Connor who woke up at 11pm
"I don't think he's very happy and his arm was through his neck hole." R
"You swab!" A
"Do you even know what that means?" B
"Yes. It's pirate...in French." A
"Connor you are the cutest Captain America that has ever been thought of." B
"And he's a boy!" A
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