Ode to Fred//Happy Friday

Behind every good woman is an excellent fridge. And here's my tribute to our faithful and forever-loyal soldier.

So tall you stand

Waiting and willing to be used
You keep things cold
You keep things from spoiling
You do your duty with pride

So easy it is to get what I want
From top or bottom you are made for ease
You light up bright when opened
You seal tight when not needed

We hope you stay with us
A long time
A very long time
You are our faithful
You are our friend
You are our fridge

Thank you, Fred

Have you thanked your fridge recently?

No?

I'm the only crazy one?

I'm the only one sleep deprived, which makes me write horribly-written odes to a fridge?

Well, okay then. Thank your fridge and get some sleep.

Happy Friday

Have a great weekend!