"I'm rated M for mature." (Rob)
"I would disagree with that rating." (me)
"Marriage isn't all pumpkins and roses." (me)
"What's the actual phase?"
"Butterflies and flowers? No clue. Whatever you want it to be I guess."
"Butterflies and daisies."
"Since you got the last W2, did you finish the taxes?" (Rob)
"I was going to but the folder with all the stuff was downstairs. And I got hit by the lazy bone."
"You hit your lazy bone?"
"Why is this laundry basket following me?" (me after Rob comes back down the stairs with the basket full of clean clothes after bringing it upstairs where I was earlier)
"Will you be mad at me if I set my alarm for 5:00?" (Rob)
"Yes."
"What about 6:02."
"No."
"You won't be mad at me?!"
"How about 6:19?"
"I find your terms acceptable."
"You need to read a romance book." (me)
"I'm living a romance."
"You are so cheesy,"
"Honey. That's a good point. You're a good pointer!" Pause then laughter (Rob -- for those who don't know my maiden time is Pointer)
"I could shove your nose into your brain." (me)
"I could buy you a chair. We could do all kinds of things."
(I want to be clear I'm not a sociopath.)
Every Day Conversations: Part I -- Every Day Conversations: Part II -- Every Day Conversations: Part III
xo, B
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