Every Day Conversations: Part XIX

"I think that dog is going to eat me." C
"That dog is a pet and pets don't eat you." B
About two hours later.
"I want to pet that rabbit." C, seeing one outside under the clubhouse
"Well I don't think that's a good idea because it's a wild animal." B
"So it will eat me." C

"Due to increment weather, Olathe schools will be closed. Text stop to cancel." R, reading a text about school closing.
"Yes text cancel. Cancel the snow day." B

"Second time's a try." R

"Is your shirt on backward?" B
Connor looks down his shirt. "I put my shirt on right, but my tag is on backward."

"Are you going downstairs?" B
"No I'm loitering in the hallway." R
"Ya know, someone needs to punch you in the gut more." B

"You guys have the day off right? Here's the rule - you guys can have absolutely no fun at all. Maybe your mom will write out some math problems!" Nurse to A & C
"That's what I was doing before we left!" A

"My hands are cold and I'm tired." Pause "Honey I know what it's like to be you." R

"I only love boy stuff and Emma." C


And as a bonus: Addison calls shorts "short pants" and pants "long sleeve pants"

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